16oz Pint Glass - 'You Can't Spell Felon Without Elon'
Introducing the “You Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon” Pint Glass—because some things just pair perfectly, like cocktails and corruption.
This 16oz glass isn’t just for holding your favorite beverage—it’s for stirring up conversations (and maybe a little controversy) at your next gathering. Whether you’re mixing drinks or just sipping and side-eyeing billionaires, this glass has you covered. Bold, unapologetic, and sturdy enough to survive a Twitter meltdown, it’s the perfect addition to any bar, kitchen, or courtroom deposition watch party.
Product Features:
•Dishwasher-safe—because hand-washing is for peasants
•Crystal-clear glass with a heavy base (unlike certain egos)
•Doubles as a cocktail shaker for those hard-to-swallow truths
•Holds a generous 16oz—enough to toast to accountability
Care Instructions:
•Toss it in the dishwasher (top rack, because it’s classy like that)
•Or wash by hand if you’re feeling extra responsible—unlike some people
Perfect for parties, protests, or just a quiet night reflecting on the state of late-stage capitalism. Cheers! 🍻
Introducing the “You Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon” Pint Glass—because some things just pair perfectly, like cocktails and corruption.
This 16oz glass isn’t just for holding your favorite beverage—it’s for stirring up conversations (and maybe a little controversy) at your next gathering. Whether you’re mixing drinks or just sipping and side-eyeing billionaires, this glass has you covered. Bold, unapologetic, and sturdy enough to survive a Twitter meltdown, it’s the perfect addition to any bar, kitchen, or courtroom deposition watch party.
Product Features:
•Dishwasher-safe—because hand-washing is for peasants
•Crystal-clear glass with a heavy base (unlike certain egos)
•Doubles as a cocktail shaker for those hard-to-swallow truths
•Holds a generous 16oz—enough to toast to accountability
Care Instructions:
•Toss it in the dishwasher (top rack, because it’s classy like that)
•Or wash by hand if you’re feeling extra responsible—unlike some people
Perfect for parties, protests, or just a quiet night reflecting on the state of late-stage capitalism. Cheers! 🍻
Introducing the “You Can’t Spell Felon Without Elon” Pint Glass—because some things just pair perfectly, like cocktails and corruption.
This 16oz glass isn’t just for holding your favorite beverage—it’s for stirring up conversations (and maybe a little controversy) at your next gathering. Whether you’re mixing drinks or just sipping and side-eyeing billionaires, this glass has you covered. Bold, unapologetic, and sturdy enough to survive a Twitter meltdown, it’s the perfect addition to any bar, kitchen, or courtroom deposition watch party.
Product Features:
•Dishwasher-safe—because hand-washing is for peasants
•Crystal-clear glass with a heavy base (unlike certain egos)
•Doubles as a cocktail shaker for those hard-to-swallow truths
•Holds a generous 16oz—enough to toast to accountability
Care Instructions:
•Toss it in the dishwasher (top rack, because it’s classy like that)
•Or wash by hand if you’re feeling extra responsible—unlike some people
Perfect for parties, protests, or just a quiet night reflecting on the state of late-stage capitalism. Cheers! 🍻
