F(elon) Unisex Hoodie
Bold, cheeky, and undeniably cozy—this hoodie is for the rebel with a sense of humor (and a slight side-eye for billionaires). Whether you’re roasting marshmallows or roasting tech moguls, this sweatshirt brings the heat. Perfect for making a statement at casual hangouts, low-effort protests, or just lounging at home while capitalism collapses around you.
Ideal as a gift for your snarkiest friend, your conspiracy theory-curious uncle, or anyone who enjoys a spicy dose of wordplay with their wardrobe. Warm, witty, and just a bit wicked—what more could you want?
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket (great for stashing snacks or subpoenas)
•Adjustable drawstring hood to frame your judging face
•Seamless design for less waste and more taste
•Medium-heavy blend for maximum comfort and side-eye delivery
•Classic unisex fit, because sarcasm is for everyone
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
•Tumble dry medium
•Iron/steam on low heat if you must
•No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
•Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
Bold, cheeky, and undeniably cozy—this hoodie is for the rebel with a sense of humor (and a slight side-eye for billionaires). Whether you’re roasting marshmallows or roasting tech moguls, this sweatshirt brings the heat. Perfect for making a statement at casual hangouts, low-effort protests, or just lounging at home while capitalism collapses around you.
Ideal as a gift for your snarkiest friend, your conspiracy theory-curious uncle, or anyone who enjoys a spicy dose of wordplay with their wardrobe. Warm, witty, and just a bit wicked—what more could you want?
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket (great for stashing snacks or subpoenas)
•Adjustable drawstring hood to frame your judging face
•Seamless design for less waste and more taste
•Medium-heavy blend for maximum comfort and side-eye delivery
•Classic unisex fit, because sarcasm is for everyone
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
•Tumble dry medium
•Iron/steam on low heat if you must
•No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
•Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
Bold, cheeky, and undeniably cozy—this hoodie is for the rebel with a sense of humor (and a slight side-eye for billionaires). Whether you’re roasting marshmallows or roasting tech moguls, this sweatshirt brings the heat. Perfect for making a statement at casual hangouts, low-effort protests, or just lounging at home while capitalism collapses around you.
Ideal as a gift for your snarkiest friend, your conspiracy theory-curious uncle, or anyone who enjoys a spicy dose of wordplay with their wardrobe. Warm, witty, and just a bit wicked—what more could you want?
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket (great for stashing snacks or subpoenas)
•Adjustable drawstring hood to frame your judging face
•Seamless design for less waste and more taste
•Medium-heavy blend for maximum comfort and side-eye delivery
•Classic unisex fit, because sarcasm is for everyone
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
•Tumble dry medium
•Iron/steam on low heat if you must
•No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
•Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
