FDT Unisex Hoodie
Because sometimes, subtlety is overrated. This sweatshirt is for anyone who’s had enough of the orange-tinted nightmare and prefers to communicate in code. Whether you’re signaling your frustration or just showing the world you’re done with the whole circus, this hoodie has your back (and front). Great for those times when you want to express your disdain without screaming it from the rooftops, but still get your message across loud and clear.
Perfect for the politically charged, the fed-up, or anyone who just really wants to see the back of that guy. Wear it proudly while you sit back and enjoy the chaos unraveling.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for all your protest snacks
•Adjustable drawstring hood to hide your disgust (or hair, whatever)
•Seamless design to keep things neat and tidy, unlike certain administrations
•Cozy medium-heavy blend to keep you warm as you plot your next move (or nap)
•Classic unisex fit, because being fed up isn’t limited to one gender
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)—keep it chill, just like your lack of patience
•Tumble dry low—because nothing needs to be too hot, especially not that guy
•Iron on low heat if you must, but avoid ironing out your rage
•No dry cleaning—this hoodie’s for the people, not the elite
•Non-chlorine bleach as needed—just like cleaning up after the mess they left
Because sometimes, subtlety is overrated. This sweatshirt is for anyone who’s had enough of the orange-tinted nightmare and prefers to communicate in code. Whether you’re signaling your frustration or just showing the world you’re done with the whole circus, this hoodie has your back (and front). Great for those times when you want to express your disdain without screaming it from the rooftops, but still get your message across loud and clear.
Perfect for the politically charged, the fed-up, or anyone who just really wants to see the back of that guy. Wear it proudly while you sit back and enjoy the chaos unraveling.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for all your protest snacks
•Adjustable drawstring hood to hide your disgust (or hair, whatever)
•Seamless design to keep things neat and tidy, unlike certain administrations
•Cozy medium-heavy blend to keep you warm as you plot your next move (or nap)
•Classic unisex fit, because being fed up isn’t limited to one gender
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)—keep it chill, just like your lack of patience
•Tumble dry low—because nothing needs to be too hot, especially not that guy
•Iron on low heat if you must, but avoid ironing out your rage
•No dry cleaning—this hoodie’s for the people, not the elite
•Non-chlorine bleach as needed—just like cleaning up after the mess they left
Because sometimes, subtlety is overrated. This sweatshirt is for anyone who’s had enough of the orange-tinted nightmare and prefers to communicate in code. Whether you’re signaling your frustration or just showing the world you’re done with the whole circus, this hoodie has your back (and front). Great for those times when you want to express your disdain without screaming it from the rooftops, but still get your message across loud and clear.
Perfect for the politically charged, the fed-up, or anyone who just really wants to see the back of that guy. Wear it proudly while you sit back and enjoy the chaos unraveling.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket for all your protest snacks
•Adjustable drawstring hood to hide your disgust (or hair, whatever)
•Seamless design to keep things neat and tidy, unlike certain administrations
•Cozy medium-heavy blend to keep you warm as you plot your next move (or nap)
•Classic unisex fit, because being fed up isn’t limited to one gender
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)—keep it chill, just like your lack of patience
•Tumble dry low—because nothing needs to be too hot, especially not that guy
•Iron on low heat if you must, but avoid ironing out your rage
•No dry cleaning—this hoodie’s for the people, not the elite
•Non-chlorine bleach as needed—just like cleaning up after the mess they left
