All Drama Mama Unisex Hoodie
For the queen of chaos and side-eyes, this sweatshirt says what you’re thinking—loudly, and in style. Bold, cheeky, and criminally cozy, it’s perfect for stirring the pot, stealing the spotlight, or simply sipping tea while the world burns (metaphorically… mostly).
Whether you’re starting drama or just narrating it from the sidelines, this is your uniform. Great for petty brunches, casual rebellions, or texting “lol” after absolutely causing a scene.
Gift it to your sassiest bestie, your drama-loving cousin, or wear it yourself as a warning label in sweatshirt form. Warm, witty, and just the right amount of extra—because subtlety is overrated.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket (great for stashing snacks or subpoenas)
•Adjustable drawstring hood to frame your judging face
•Seamless design for less waste and more taste
•Medium-heavy blend for maximum comfort and side-eye delivery
•Classic unisex fit, because sarcasm is for everyone
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
•Tumble dry medium
•Iron/steam on low heat if you must
•No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
•Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
For the queen of chaos and side-eyes, this sweatshirt says what you’re thinking—loudly, and in style. Bold, cheeky, and criminally cozy, it’s perfect for stirring the pot, stealing the spotlight, or simply sipping tea while the world burns (metaphorically… mostly).
Whether you’re starting drama or just narrating it from the sidelines, this is your uniform. Great for petty brunches, casual rebellions, or texting “lol” after absolutely causing a scene.
Gift it to your sassiest bestie, your drama-loving cousin, or wear it yourself as a warning label in sweatshirt form. Warm, witty, and just the right amount of extra—because subtlety is overrated.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket (great for stashing snacks or subpoenas)
•Adjustable drawstring hood to frame your judging face
•Seamless design for less waste and more taste
•Medium-heavy blend for maximum comfort and side-eye delivery
•Classic unisex fit, because sarcasm is for everyone
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
•Tumble dry medium
•Iron/steam on low heat if you must
•No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
•Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
For the queen of chaos and side-eyes, this sweatshirt says what you’re thinking—loudly, and in style. Bold, cheeky, and criminally cozy, it’s perfect for stirring the pot, stealing the spotlight, or simply sipping tea while the world burns (metaphorically… mostly).
Whether you’re starting drama or just narrating it from the sidelines, this is your uniform. Great for petty brunches, casual rebellions, or texting “lol” after absolutely causing a scene.
Gift it to your sassiest bestie, your drama-loving cousin, or wear it yourself as a warning label in sweatshirt form. Warm, witty, and just the right amount of extra—because subtlety is overrated.
Product Features
•Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket (great for stashing snacks or subpoenas)
•Adjustable drawstring hood to frame your judging face
•Seamless design for less waste and more taste
•Medium-heavy blend for maximum comfort and side-eye delivery
•Classic unisex fit, because sarcasm is for everyone
Care Instructions
•Machine wash cold (30°C / 90°F)
•Tumble dry medium
•Iron/steam on low heat if you must
•No dry cleaning (we’re not that fancy)
•Use non-chlorine bleach only if absolutely necessary
